Disney Secrets

You want to know this silliest question ever? Well... maybe not ever, but definitely in the top five or so...
"Excuse me, what time is the three o'clock parade?"
Dead. Serious. It's a real question that cast members get asked all the time. Well, one of my amazing roommates (I have 5 and yes, they're all awesome. No joke) decided she had the perfect response. Here is the following scenario:
Guest: "Excuse me, but what time is the three o'clock parade?"
Cast Member: "You know, I could tell you right out, but I have this really neat little formula for how to be right on time and get the best seat."
Guest: "Really?"
Cast Member: "Really! And you seem like a pretty cool person, so I'll tell you."
Guest: "Gee thanks! You're swell!"
Cast Member: "You need to listen carefully. Are you ready?"
Guest: "I'm ready."
Cast Member: "Are you sure?"
Guest: (with more anticipation now) "I'm sure."
Cast Member: "OK, here it is. For the three o'clock parade, what you do... is you take that time and double it. Then you add three. With me?" (Guest nods, a little confused) "Then, you take the square root of that number and you've got it! Have a magical day!"

Understand? 3 x 2 = 6 + 3 = 9. The square root of 9? It's three!!!

So that's my roommate quote of the week.

My updates are as follows:
I am exhausted.
I have my costume (ridiculous, but that's to be expected).
I'm exhausted.
I had a 2 1/2 hour bus ride today which should have been 45 minutes.
I'm exhausted.
My apartment is very short on spoons so I ate my dessert with a mixing spoon.
I'm exhausted.
I work until 12:30 in the afternoon tomorrow and then I'm off until Tuesday morning.
I'm exhausted.
My roommates are ALL awesome.

End of updates.

To return to the whole "my roommates are...awesome" thing... I spent the entire ferry ride from Magic Kingdom last night pretending I was a Jedi master pulling our boat toward the opposite shore... and KD (initials) played along. She mentioned it again tonight and said that I was pretty cool. That's how awesome my roommates are.

That's all for now! Keep dreaming!